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Garden Pizza

Ham and green cheese, covered with black olives

Garden Pizza thanks to Keith Blake

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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