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Girlfriend Not Hungry Option

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Girlfriend Not Hungry Option thanks to Marian Renstrom

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Don't make plans, make options. - Jennifer Aniston

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

A man is basically as faithful as his options. - Chris Rock

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. - Tom Ward

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Patriotic American: One who never orders from a menu anything he can't pronounce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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