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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The basis of optimism is sheer terror. - Oscar Wilde

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

The world of achievement has always belonged to the optimist. - J. Harold Wilkins

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Optimist: someone who tells you to cheer up when things are going his way. - Edward Murrow

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Curriculum: A harness devised by educational bureaucrats to turn thoroughbred teachers into cart horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. - Oscar Wilde


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