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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Bone Voyage: Archaeological trip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. - Charles Issawi

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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