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Hungry Child

Little Johnny liked shopping for womannequins

Hungry Child thanks to Howard Chapman

Attention shoppers: anyone missing a child in an orange coat, come to the Lingerie department. Your child is hungry.

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunger is the best sauce in the world. - Cervantes

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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