If 2020 Was A ...

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. - Albert Einstein

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Every Jack has his Jill; if only they can find each other. - R Cotgrave

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I wouldn't mind being called middle-aged if only I knew a few more hundred-year-old people. - Dean Martin

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

We live in a wonderful world that is full of beauty, charm and adventure. There is no end to the adventures we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. - Jawaharial Nehru

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. - George Burns

The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking. The solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker. - Albert Einstein

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss

If only shame were a reliable engine for behavior modification. All it does is make me feel bad, which inspires me to bust open a bag of cheese popcorn, which then makes me feel crappy about my weight. - Ayelet Waldman