In Perfect Harmony

Few people know how to be old. - Maggie Kuhn

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

He who walks with the lame learns how to limp. - Latin Proverb

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

He who has learned how to obey will know how to command. - Solon

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde