QuotaBillsFriendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell
A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb
Of course I know how to roll a joint. - Martha Stewart
How to turn your ex-boyfriend into a toad. - Athena Starwoman
A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying
Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing
Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus
I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. - George Bernard Shaw
Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin
Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel
Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White
Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis
America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger
Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb
It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich
We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins
A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes
Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown
Valedictory: A demonstration of how to wave bye-bye with the tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - Michel De Montaigne
A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown
It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan
What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato
Those who cannot give friendship will rarely receive it, and never hold it. - Dagobert D. Runes
The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde
Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard
A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw
As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown
Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh
Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb
Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody
You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong
The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen
If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe
Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr
The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand