QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas
I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda