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Lamp Servings

Making light of today's food selection

Lamp Servings thanks to Keith Blake

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it. - P.J. O'Rourke

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve. - William Tecumseh Sherman

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

People don't buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Do you have a product or service that people want? If you don't have that, nothing else matters. - Noah Kagan

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis


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