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Lamp Servings

Making light of today's food selection

Lamp Servings thanks to Keith Blake

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Find a purpose to serve, not a lifestyle to live. - Criss Jami

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it. - P.J. O'Rourke

If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve. - William Tecumseh Sherman

QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars. Destitutus ventis, remos adhibe - Latin Proverb

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

For you will certainly carry out God's purpose, however you act, but it makes a difference to you whether you serve like Judas or like John. - C S Lewis

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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