QuotaBillsPain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis
God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison