Lockdown Advice

Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Being crazy isn't enough. - Dr. Seuss

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Thoughtfulness begets wrinkles. - Charles Dickens

Weird is a side-effect of awesome. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

Walnuts: People who are crazy about walls - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been. - Jimmy Buffet

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Pound's crazy. All poets are. They have to be. You don't put a poet like Pound in the loony bin. - Ernest Hemingway

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie