QuotaBillsFans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson
Being crazy isn't enough. - Dr. Seuss
One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud
Thoughtfulness begets wrinkles. - Charles Dickens
Weird is a side-effect of awesome. - Unknown
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead
Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been. - Jimmy Buffet
If there is a supreme being, he's crazy. - Marlene Dietrich
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg
The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr
Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? - Albert Einstein
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower
I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray
Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra
People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier
You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem
Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn
Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss
If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie
I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump
When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry