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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda