QuotaBillsNobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis
Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson
My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries
Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope
Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon
Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman
As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles
Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman
Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy
Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato
Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda