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Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Humor comes from self-confidence. - Rita Mae Brown

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz