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O Sacred Head

Good Friday and Easter handbell solo

O Sacred Head thanks to Joe Defries

O sacred Head, now wounded,
with grief and shame weighed down,
now scornfully surrounded
with thorns, thine only crown!
O sacred Head, what glory,
what bliss till now was thine!
Yet, though despised and gory,
I joy to call thee mine.

What thou, my Lord, hast suffered
was all for sinners’ gain.
Mine, mine was the transgression,
but thine the deadly pain.
Lo, here I fall, my Savior!
’Tis I deserve thy place.
Look on me with thy favor,
and grant to me thy grace.

What language shall I borrow
to thank thee, dearest Friend,
for this, thy dying sorrow,
thy pity without end?
Oh, make me thine forever,
and should I fainting be,
Lord, let me never, never
outlive my love to thee.

Be near when I am dying,
oh, show thy cross to me,
and for my rescue, flying,
come, Lord, and set me free!
These eyes, new faith receiving,
from Jesus shall not move,
for one who dies believing
dies safely, through thy love.

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Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

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Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

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Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

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There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

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To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

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Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

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Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

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Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

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To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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