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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

We are stubborn on vision. We are flexible on details. - Jeff Bezos

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

When you have vision it affects your attitude. Your attitude is optimistic rather than pessimistic. - Charles R Swindoll

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

A vision without a task makes a visionary.
A task without a vision is drudgery.
A vision with a task makes a missionary. - Samuel Chadwick

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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