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Outdoor Seatbelt

For those who wear a mask while alone in their car

Outdoor Seatbelt thanks to Barry McCartney

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. - All About Eve

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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