Statler and Waldorf are a pair of elderly cantankerous Muppet characters known for their shared penchant of heckling. They first appeared in The Muppet Show in 1975, where they jeered the Muppet cast from their balcony seats.
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders Mittens Meme, sitting with his arms crossed, wearing a mask and big, cozy mittens, as a 'hands-on' stand-in in the next Muppet movie...
QuotaBillsPolitics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge