Statler and Waldorf are a pair of elderly cantankerous Muppet characters known for their shared penchant of heckling. They first appeared in The Muppet Show in 1975, where they jeered the Muppet cast from their balcony seats.
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders Mittens Meme, sitting with his arms crossed, wearing a mask and big, cozy mittens, as a 'hands-on' stand-in in the next Muppet movie...
QuotaBillsPolitics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown
A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan
Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy