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Pepsi Transfusion

Is there too much sugar in your preferred blood type?

Pepsi Transfusion thanks to Darren Gawel

the Joe-kster: 'Darren, what was the most-ever Pepsi you've drank in one day?'
Darren: '7 liters'

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Fester: Quicker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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