Pocket Change

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them. - Benjamin Jowett

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan