Pocket Change

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. - Josh Billings

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi