Pocket Change

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The world is divided into people who do things - and people who get the credit. - Dwight Morrow

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer