Scottish Variant

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor