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Thank Goodness For Signage

Explaining the obvious

Thank Goodness For Signage thanks to Keith Blake

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Never assume the obvious is true. - William Safire

Hypocrisy is the most obvious of sins. - John McCain

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. - David Williams

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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