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Thank Goodness For Signage

Explaining the obvious

Thank Goodness For Signage thanks to Keith Blake

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

There is nothing as deceptive as an obvious fact. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

That's the way things become clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. - Madeleine L'Engle

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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