Special Fasteners
Better use a lock washer too, just in case
QuotaBillsLove your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson
Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten
Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett