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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Albert Einstein

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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