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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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