Stolen ID

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

It's all right to be Goliath, but always act like David. - Phil Knight

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Steven Wright

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller