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T-Rex Cactus

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T-Rex Cactus thanks to Keith Blake

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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