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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience. - Atticus Finch

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. - Gordon W Allport

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

If a story is not about the hearer he will not listen. And here I made a rule - a great and interesting story is about everyone or it will not last. - John Steinbeck


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