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Statue of Liberty's Presidential message

Tell It Like It Is thanks to Jim Serritella

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Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich


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