QuotaBillsVote early and vote often. - Al Capone
Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown
Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin
An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey
A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine
The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge