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Some Albertans can hardly wait for the next federal election

The Real Virus thanks to Wes Harcus

The opinions expressed in this publication are those of the author and a few Albertans. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the WHO or its members. The designations employed in this publication and the presentation of material therein do not imply the expression of any opinion whatsoever on the part of the WHO concerning the legal status of any country, area or territory or of its authorities, or concerning the delimitation of its frontiers, or the real and intended purpose of its vaccine program.

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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