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The Real Virus

Some Albertans can hardly wait for the next federal election

The Real Virus thanks to Wes Harcus

The opinions expressed in this publication are those of the author and a few Albertans. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the WHO or its members. The designations employed in this publication and the presentation of material therein do not imply the expression of any opinion whatsoever on the part of the WHO concerning the legal status of any country, area or territory or of its authorities, or concerning the delimitation of its frontiers, or the real and intended purpose of its vaccine program.

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


Tall Guy Bike

Lord Voldemort Rock

Illusionary

Copperhead Tree

Dream Big

Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans

British Survey

Political Promise Transporter

Jam Packed Suitcase

All White Meat

Alien Moon Landing

Nothing But Net

Bible Bar

Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers

Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment

Sunday Weather Forecast

On The Eighth Day

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Texas Limo

No Smoking Fish

New Brunswick Swimming Pools

Box Car

Night Shift for a Computer Geek

Meep Meep