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Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Lisp: to call a spade a thpade. - Oliver Herford

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

A decrepit society shuns humour as a decrepit individual shuns drafts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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