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Trudeau's Top Fails

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Trudeau's Top Fails thanks to Stewart Chang

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Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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