Top Level Craftsmanship
Support beams for a Redneck house
QuotaBillsFollow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Newly Hatched Termites: Babes in the wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford
Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford
I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake
Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch
Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn
As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost
Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash
I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy