TP Tires

Bandages: The Rolling Stones - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher