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Trust, but verify. - Ronald Reagan

Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Trust if the byproduct of integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. - Anne W Schaef

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Listen with curiosity. Speak with honesty. Act with integrity. - Roy T Bennett

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. - Ernest Hemingway

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else. - Jean De Gondi

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Excellence and competitiveness aren't incompatible with honesty and integrity. - Jack Welch

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble. - Angelina Jolie

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Trust your hunches. They're usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level. - Joyce Brothers

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. - Samuel Johnson

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Harvey Mackay

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Without a sense of proportion there can be neither good taste nor genuine intelligence, no perhaps moral integrity. - Eric Hoffer

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is Reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall. - Thomas Paine

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

When you are able to maintain your own highest standards of integrity - regardless of what others may do - you are destined for greatness. - Napoleon Hill

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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