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What Did She Say?

When a raccoon ponders a wedding proposal

What Did She Say? thanks to Keith Blake

I've already got rings around my tail...

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

It is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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