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What Did She Say?

When a raccoon ponders a wedding proposal

What Did She Say? thanks to Keith Blake

I've already got rings around my tail...

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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

Diamonds are the tears of the poor. - Helen McCloy

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own 'acres of diamonds.' - Earl Nightingale

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

The diamond has been always esteemed the rarest stone, and the most precious of all: among the ancients it was called the stone of reconciliation. - Lewis Vertoman


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