QuotaBillsThe healthy die first. - Italian Proverb
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers
A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso