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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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