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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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