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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

I am very proud to be Irish. - Philip Treacy

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

A proud man is one who waits for a vacancy in the Trinity. - Mark Twain

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan