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2022 Resolution

My 4-year Procrastination Project

2022 Resolution thanks to Barry McCartney

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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Initiative prioritization doesn't mean distributing all available resources to all known projects. - Volker Voigt

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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