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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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