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Despair is the conclusion of fools. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you must compromise, compromise up. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Oliver Goldsmith

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are. - Oscar Wilde

Worship is exclusionary. You cannot compromise on worship. - Ravi Zacharias

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers. - Janis Joplin

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Our Lord approved neither idol worship or idle worship but ideal worship in Spirit and truth. - Vance Havner

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier


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