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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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