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Build Back Better - Season 1

Now he thinks his name is Brandon

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

Build Back Better - Season 1 thanks to Jim Serritella

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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