Conspiracy Theories

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Boredom is a learned behavior and a form of anxiety that stems from our thinking. - Unknown

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

There's nothing so tragic as the murder of a beautiful theory by a gang of brutal facts. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The theory of communism may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property. - Karl Marx

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus