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Covid Demands thanks to Justout Trudeau

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

The world is governed by opinion. - William E. Channing

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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