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Will The Truth Set You Free?

Freedom and democracy now on trial

Will The Truth Set You Free? thanks to Robert Malone

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

Only the truth of who you are, if realized, will set you free. - Eckhart Tolle

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

They say figures don't lie, but girdles sure condense the truth! - Unknown

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When one experiences truth, the madness of finding fault with others disappears. - Goenka

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

He that perverts truth shall soon be incapable of knowing the true from the false. - Charles H Spurgeon

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's very hard to see the truth for that which you're being paid to not see. - Upton Sinclair

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief, or ignorance. - W Clement Stone

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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