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Freedom Of The Press

'Do As I Say, Not As I Do' media coverage

Freedom Of The Press thanks to Robert Malone

Reporting today's Muzzle version of the news headlines

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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

It's not at all hard to understand a person. It's only hard to listen without bias. - Kriss Jami

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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