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Freedom Of The Press

'Do As I Say, Not As I Do' media coverage

Freedom Of The Press thanks to Robert Malone

Reporting today's Muzzle version of the news headlines

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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