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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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