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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas. - Helen Keller

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin. - Jack Pomeroy

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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